Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....