Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive 00
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck....
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...