He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...