Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
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The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...