Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...