Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it! 00
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too! 00