50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names. 00
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...