Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!” 00...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko. 00
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...