The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs! 00
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick! 00...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European....