When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...