Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Just one wish.
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky’s new book1. I Suck At My Job2. What Really...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...