I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish! 00...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone! 00
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair! 00
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...