Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!...