Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor. 00
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Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....