My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados. 00
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass. 00
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear! 00
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day. 00...