Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance! 00
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...