Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Category Archives: Miscellaneous
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag! 00
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF! 00
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex!
TOP 10 REASONS FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX….10. LASTS FROM DAWN TILL DUSK9. YOU...