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What do Germans use for birth control?

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:23:58 +0000

What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:23:58 +0000

There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning found out that she was six months pregnant.

Did you hear about the spanish fireman…

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:23:58 +0000

Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?

What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:23:58 +0000

What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve haff vays of making you tock!’

What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:23:58 +0000

What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic

All the same

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An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and it’s obvious, by the silence, that they don’t get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: “I don’t like Chinese.” The First Officer replies: “Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?” “Your people bombed Pearl Harbor. That’s why I don’t like Chinese.” “Nooooo, noooo, Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese.” “Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese… it doesn’t matter, you’re all alike.” Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the First Officer says: “No like Jew.” “Why not? Why don’t you like Jews?” “Jews sink Titanic.” “The Jews didn’t sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.” “Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah … all da same.”Sent by Renata

What did Arafat say to Clinton?

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What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”

Greatest way to learn English

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Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything to declare?” asked the customs inspector.”No — sssssst, bzzz – nothing at all.”"How long do you plan to stay?”"Oh, about — ssssssssszzzzt, bzzz — about three weeks.”"By the way, where did you learn English?”"From the — bzzz, bzzz, sszzzzzzzzbzzz — radio.”

Why do they call it a “kilt”?

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:23:58 +0000

Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.

The right way to ask a question

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A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, for number 266418. A short time later, someone knocks, and when he opens the door he sees2 beautiful and sexy girls who asked him: Have you ordered 2 shikses for one night?