My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Category Archives: Children
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....