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What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?

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Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!

Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?

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Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.

BMW thinks of everything

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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.”Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.”What are those?, asks the attendant. “They’re called tees” replies Tiger.”Well, what on the god’s earth are dey for?” inquires the Irishman.”They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger.”Fookin Jaysus”, says the Irishman, “BMW thinks of everything!”

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.

Sinatra’s Obituary

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Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed Eyes.”

What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?

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What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.

How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?

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How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand.

Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…

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Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.’s.

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?

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What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box.