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A blonde came running home to her mother…

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A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum, (another blonde) asked.”My boyfriend’s just dropped me!” wailed the blonde.Her mother nodded wisely and started to tell her all about the birds and the bees.”No mum,” the blonde interrupted. “You don’t understand – I can fuck and suck with the best of them, but he says I can’t cook!”

What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?

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What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.

What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?

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What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.

A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…

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A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during break she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was alright.The boy said he was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself. Approaching again, Sandy said, “Would you like me to be your friend?” The boy hesitated, then said, “Okay”, looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked “Why are you standing here all alone? Why don’t you go and join those boys playing football over there?” “Because,” the little boy said with great exasperation, “I’m the bloody goalie.”Sent by Gerald

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

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Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.

How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…

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Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen

Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…

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Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

Commiting suicide

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A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette asked why the rope was around her waist. The blonde said that she was trying to commit suicide. The brunette said, “You put it around your neck!” The blonde replied, “I tried that but I couldn’t breathe!”

She was so blond…

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She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.

Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?

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Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.