A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Category Archives: Animal World
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches....
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm....
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger 00