What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Category Archives: Animal World
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip! 00
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot! 00...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...