Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Category Archives: Animal World
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it… 00...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...