What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog. 00
Category Archives: Animal World
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
German Shepard on Golf Course
German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”. 00
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic. 00
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him. 00