Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Category Archives: Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...