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Hamburger Helper

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:32:28 +0000

Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.

Yo mama is so old

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:29:56 +0000

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it. Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama is so ugly

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:29:56 +0000

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.” Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.” Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?” Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects. Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower! Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies! Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested! Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her! Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her! Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween! Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday! Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects! Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry! Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away. Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her! Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects. Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama is so nasty

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:29:56 +0000

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama is so short

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:29:56 +0000

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed. Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

Yo mama’s house is so dirty

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:29:56 +0000

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside

Yo mama is so dark

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:29:56 +0000

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Yo mama’s house is so small

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:29:56 +0000

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama is so hairy

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:29:56 +0000

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama’s head so large

admin — Sat, 02 Nov 2013 04:29:56 +0000

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.