You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed. 00
Category Archives: Redneck Jokes
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre. 00
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off. 00
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.” 00
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass. 00
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses. 00