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You might be a redneck if… bowling

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You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.

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Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.

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The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.

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You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

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you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is “gentlemen start your engines”

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There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.

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What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll. Watch this!”

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You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.

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You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign still on it.

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Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.