What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Category Archives: Lawyer Jokes
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...