Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Category Archives: Lawyer Jokes
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...