Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Category Archives: Lawyer Jokes
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....