half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Category Archives: Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician. 00
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...