The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Category Archives: Lawyer Jokes
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet. 00
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...