What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Category Archives: Doctor Jokes
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...