Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Category Archives: Doctor Jokes
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing? +4-4
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...