I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Category Archives: Doctor Jokes
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing? 00
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again! 00...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...