My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Category Archives: Doctor Jokes
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that. 00...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...