Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Category Archives: Doctor Jokes
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again! 00...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...