A very interesting fact
|Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Category Archives: Doctor Jokes
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...