I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Category Archives: Doctor Jokes
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing! 00
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...