Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Category Archives: Doctor Jokes
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next! 00
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...