Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...
Category Archives: Doctor Jokes
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next! 00
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...