Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
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Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat! 00
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING! 00
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...