Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
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Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing? 00
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again! 00...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...