Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
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Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm. 00
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone! 00...