Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
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Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them....
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....