Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
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Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery. 00
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps! 00
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...