Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
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Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm. 00
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...