Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants! 00
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Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.” 00...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.” 00