Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
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Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough! 00
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...