Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
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The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey! 00
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...