Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
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Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick. 00
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors! 00
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica 00
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage. 00
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...