Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
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Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...