Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
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Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*) 00...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...